Valentine’s Day isn’t just flowers and candy. The best gifts are ones you can use once you’ve
gotten your sweetheart between the sheets.
By Jennifer Peters
Put a Ring on It
No, not the kind of ring you buy at a jewelry store. We’re talking silicone cock rings and bullet vibrators, which will have you both crying out in ecstasy. There are dozens of options, from disposable rubber rings available at your local drugstore to high-end penis enhancers, from plain and simple to superpowerful. Rascal Cock Ties (left) are fully adjustable, no-frills rings designed to keep you hard and in charge. Looking for something with a little kick? The vibrating Bo gentlemen’s ring, from Lelo (right), is a rechargeable silicone cock ring that will provide hours of pleasure.
Get in the Swing of Things
Anyone can get into the most acrobatic of poses, even if you’re not a double-jointed gymnast. All you need is a little help. Sportsheets offers a series of position aids, such as the I Like It Doggie Style Strap harness (left) and the Penetration Station under bed straps. If she’s into the whole Fifty Shades of Grey thing, try the Bondage Bedsheet set, which allows you to attach the included cuffs to four anchor pads. More adventurous lovers can try a sex swing for an endless array of positions. The Fetish Fantasy Yoga Swing (right) has sturdy straps to keep you both safe and secure, while the ease of movement makes it comfortable to test out the possibilities.
Get Your Hands Dirty
If sex isn’t a little messy at least some of the time, you’re missing out. One great way to get truly down and dirty is with body paint. Whether you go the edible route and opt for flavored paints, or do your arts and crafts with liquid latex, you’ll reap some incredible benefits. The perks of covering a woman in kissable body paint are obvious, but even if you choose something less delicious—like Burning Angel Latex Body Paint (left)—we recommend you finger-paint your lover into a work of art.
If you’d rather have your lady use you as her canvas, we suggest you try Chocolate Fantasy Body Toppings (right). They’re flavored like her favorite hot cocoa, so these sweet confections will have her gobbling you up like you’re the tastiest treat she’s ever had. That’s not something you’ll want to miss.
Grab the Remote Control
The best present you can give your valentine is the gift of orgasm—so give it to her effortlessly, anytime, anywhere, and without anyone knowing what you’re up to. Vibrating panties have been around for years, but the twenty-first-century version allows you to control your partner’s pleasure from up to 25 feet away. Fashion-conscious designers now offer panties in pretty much every color and style, but if your girl prefers to wear her own, there are also vibrators that are made specifically for placement in her own lingerie. Try the Dr. Laura Berman Lottie Panty Pleaser, which has ten modes of vibration that are sure to wow any woman.
Lick Her to New Heights
Women today expect to come at least once per session, and they want oral sex to go both ways. Plus, now that social media rules, an unsatisfied lover can ruin your rep with just a few negative comments. If you’re sleeping with a lady who, um, takes her time, help her cross the finish line with Screaming O’s waterproof LingO vibrating tongue ring. (And, since we’re sure you’re wondering, yes, she can use it on you, too.)
Give Her Some Flavor
Options for making sexual activities more pleasing to your palate used to be limited to flavored massage oils and lubes, but while those always make for a fun time, now you can add flavor without the mess. There’s nothing bad about having more options in terms of how sloppy your sex gets in any way, but our favorite new products are specifically formulated for oral sex. The one-time-use Masque strips (left) are similar to the once popular breath-freshening strips. Each chocolate, strawberry, or watermelon Masque gel tab is good for 15 minutes of flavor—and flavorful head.
Good Head lollipops (right) are great for long, luxurious blowjobs, and even multiple sessions. Each flavor adds its own enhancement to your girl’s oral skills: BlowBerry numbs her gag reflex, Sour Apple stimulates the saliva glands to keep things moist, Cinnamon warms her up, and Blue Ice leaves her tongue with a tingle. And of course anything that makes it easier and more pleasant for her when it comes to giving head means your life will improve immeasurably.